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♥ Hello! Thanks for taking a look at my desperate Patreon blurb. :) ♥
When you join my Patreon VIP cult – sorry, cough, I totally meant to say club there – you will gain various perks, depending on the level (or 'tier') at which you choose to pledge. Here are a few examples:
You really don't have to pledge big in order to feel involved and get fun stuff, though. I keep in touch with my patrons every single week, with written updates, blogs or vlogs that can be seen by ALL patrons, from the 'Chilling' £2 tier and up. I love that we can all communicate directly here, without algorithms or email spam filters getting in the way.
Here are just a few highlights of universal posts I've made for ALL patrons over the last couple of years:
When you pledge, you gain access to all this archive content, as well as whatever I offer next, for as long as you remain a member.
Your patronage will also help me to:
I'm already excited to have launched a new private cult (goodness me, why do I keep saying that?!? Club!). Let’s build this thing together! The bigger it gets, the more goals I’ll hit and the more time I can devote to keeping my patrons happy and pampered and scared out of their wits.
If I reach my next pledge goal, I will make available a deleted chapter from my novel The Last Days Of Jack Sparks. I mean, obviously it was deleted for a reason, but should be interesting to read - especially in conjunction with my explanation of why it was snipped.
Still reading? Maybe browse the various pledge tiers I’m offering and pick one that shrieks loudest. You don't have to pledge the precise amount quoted on each tier - think of the various levels as minimums for that tier and that set of perks. One creative patron pledged £6.66, for instance, and so receives all the perks associated with the £5 tier, but not the additional bits available from the £10 tier and up.
TEDIOUS BUT VITAL PAYMENT INFO: When you join this VIP club, you are charged up front for your entire first calendar month of patronage, regardless of which day in the month you pledge. For example, if you pledge £10 on September 14, you'll be charged £10 upfront, and then charged £10 again for the next month on October 1. You will then continue to be charged on the first day of each month that follows (provided you decide to continue supporting me, of course - you can cancel at any time!) Take a look at this page which explains in detail how the payment system works. The last thing I want is for anyone to feel surprised or blindsided by payments being taken.
IMPORTANT: Patreon is far from the only way to support me! Buying my books is 100% support. There are also countless ways to back me that don't involve cash-money. When you read, recommend or review one of my books, or subscribe to my YouTube channels or newsletters, or even Like my posts on Twitter or Instagram, that's all wonderful support. You are no less of a fan for not supporting me on Patreon.
ALSO IMPORTANT: I regularly stress to my patrons that they should come and go as they see fit, or as they need to. If you pledge, then need to stop for whatever reason, there is absolutely ZERO need to contact me and explain. :) I will simply be happy that you have been my patron for as long as you were willing/able.
Any further questions or feedback? Benefits you'd like to see, but which just aren't there? Any concerns or worries or annoyances that are preventing you from joining? Drop me a line via my site. Thanks for reading and I look forward to welcoming you to this cult.
Club, club, club. 😈
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HUGE THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING WONDERFUL PATRONS...
Francine Hibiscus, Christine Blake, Sarah Beauchemin,
Matthew Hine, John Matthews, Barry Pook, Megan Schlicht.
Cindy Leschaud, Lisa Golmen, Peter Munro, Harry Palmer, Kathy Lanzarotti, Kristy Ryan, Paul Walker, Shel Hodges, Sara Karle, Tiffany Sullivan, Jason Fisher, Jessica Ault, Jane Louise Atkinson, Stephen McMullin, Cliff Shelton, Jay Lyons, Carrie Durkee, Charlotte Cowles, Jessica Ault, Jay Lyons, Sara Karle, Gage, Andi Boulanger, Marissa Adams.
James Phillips, Vicky Brewster, Matt Ebbs, Helen Thompson, Sheena Perez, Marjorie Taylor, Chris Limb, Rhiannon Marshall, Scott Forte, Mark Garcia, Jay Gent, Frank Smith, Craig Tucker, Jonathan Hedley, Ian Butler.
Martin Day, Mike Garley, Gill Kirk, Matthew Weir, The Michalak Family Video Diaries, GigerPunk, Mark Osborn, Paul Walker, Stephen Sowerby, Matt Dale, Heather Swanson, Dodgrile, JLBWHO, Angel Dey and Theresa Derwin.
Want to see your name here? Back me at Patreon for as a little as £2 per month, you beauty. These days on Patreon, you can also choose to pay in your own currency, to avoid currency conversion fees. Fancy, huh?