A uniquely terrifying horror experience
Welcome to a new, luxurious brand of physical horror.
A hugely personal and chilling experience.
This premium gift for a friend, or for yourself, will never be forgotten.
Regularly available in paperback and ebook editions, my groundbreaking short story A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home takes place in the home of whoever reads it.
The tale sees you contacted by the anonymous previous resident of your home, who has a bone-chilling message for you.
In order to pull off that psychological trick in those original editions, however, the story is necessarily generic in its references to the home in question and the surrounding area.
The Bespoke Deluxe edition of my short story A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home smashes through those vanilla limits to provide an intensely personalised experience.
This physical paper item is significantly tailored to the recipient.
I personally create each Bespoke Deluxe edition, print it onto A4 100gsm vellum paper and then mail it to the recipient's home.
This unique variant of the original short story includes the following powerful details:
For 10 years now, buyers have been delighted with the Bespoke Deluxe letters they've received or had sent to loved ones - one-off items that exist nowhere else on the planet!
Here's what just a few of them have said:
"Got a page-and-a-half in and lost the ability to continue. Am now hiding in the bedroom. Awesome!" – Lisa Gemino, British Columbia, Canada
"This is the most wickedly original gift you could get for a loved one. Creepy as hell and guaranteed to scare the bejeesus out of a loved one" - Tom Harris, UK
"I had a scary letter made for my fiancé Ian recently, for his birthday. It was so personal and creepy. A brilliant idea" – Daisy Leverington, Derby
"The letter arrived on Christmas Eve! Scared the bejeesus out of the wife on the long drive to family" – Jonathan Crossfield, Sydney, Australia
"My wife just called me to congratulate me on freaking her out. She was waiting in line at the post office when she opened up the envelope, and she got 4 pages in before flipping through the rest of it to see the note at the end letting her in on the gag. She could tell the woman at the counter was concerned about what she was reading" – Scott Beggs, Hamburg, Germany
As the above testimonials spell out, the Bespoke Deluxe edition of A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home makes the perfect gift, whether it's for a birthday present, Valentine's Day, Halloween or even Christmas.
Needless to say, it can also be the perfect way to spook yourself right out.
SO HOW CAN YOU GET ONE?
Because of the time required to create each unique Bespoke Deluxe edition, I'm not always able to offer them. Sometimes I have to pull down the shutters and concentrate on my writing.
The window of opportunity is currently open. If you can see this message, then I am currently able to accept a limited number of orders. After those orders have been received, I will update this page to offer potential buyers a place on the waiting list.
THE QUICK AND EASY TWO-STEP ORDERING PROCESS:
STEP ONE: Pay using PayPal (no membership required)
STEP TWO: Return to this page and provide the information I need in the handy Google form below, then submit that info.
You can carry out the two steps in whichever order you like, provided you complete both! So let's take those steps one by one...
STEP ONE: PAYMENT
Please pay for your Bespoke Deluxe edition of A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home using PayPal, which accepts all major debit/credit cards and does not require membership.
Each Bespoke Deluxe edition is mailed from the UK. Please allow a maximum of 28 days for UK delivery and 40 days outside the UK.
To keep things simple, there is one set price for the Bespoke Deluxe edition, regardless of where you are in the world.
The price for one of the most uniquely haunting and powerfully personal experiences that you, or your recipient, will ever have:
REGULAR PRICE: £̶2̶9̶7̶
NOVEMBER 2023 SALE PRICE: £237 inclusive of worldwide shipping and VAT
Click this link to send £237 GBP now, via PayPal
Any issues or questions at all? Don't hesitate to drop me a line
"A highly original, chilling tale. I made the mistake of reading it alone, after dark, and couldn't sleep afterwards... Thoroughly and terrifyingly enjoyable" - Marjorie Taylor, Wiltshire
"Very creepy, very good story, I just hope I can sleep tonight now" - David M, UK
"Brilliant story - and weaving in a unique local element was the crowning glory" - Martyn Swain, York
"I had this Scary Letter version made for my fiancé Ian recently, for his birthday. It was so personal and creepy. A brilliant idea"
Daisy Leverington, Derby, UK
If you've yet to check out the original version of A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home, then you can order the paperback or ebook editions from this page.
STEP TWO: INFORMATION
When you have paid, please return to this page and fill in the information in the form below. You can order a letter for yourself (in which case you are the Buyer and the Recipient) or letters for other people (in which case you're the Buyer and they're the Recipient).
PRIVACY: all details will only be used to create your Bespoke Deluxe edition of A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home and will NOT be shared with third parties. I may get back in touch via email in future to see if you would like to contribute a testimonial based on your petrifying purchase.
When you submit the form, you will see a small onscreen acknowledgement. I will then personally email you to confirm your order, aiming to do so within 72 hours of your sending of the form. At this point, I will ask any questions I have, based on the information you have provided.